Can you believe only 4 games left?
Browns, Pack, @9ers, home finale Lions, and that’s a wrap.
Season has flown by, and we’re zooming into 2026. So savor it.
Browns[+7.5]-v-Bears
O/U 39.5 [Draftkings]
If you’re feeling nostalgic and want to see one of the craziest comebacks of all-time, click here!
By the numbers:
This is going to be a cold AF game. Like Dante’s 9th circle of hell freezing. Could be windy too, so the passing game will likely suffer.
That type of game should theoretically favor the Bears with their potent 1-2 HB punch while limiting Myles Garrett. However, Browns are no push-overs. Gotta remember they BEAT the Packers 13-10. I loved Quinshon Judkins in the draft and was hoping Poles could somehow steal him. He’s a 5’11, 220 pound hammer who runs a 4.48.
Browns also now have a better QB than Flacco.
I have caught some of Shadeur Sanders whenever I could because he piques my curiosity. I tell you what, when he has time, he can make plays.
Shedeur Sanders vs the Titans:
364 YARDS
3 PASS TD
1 RUSH TD
23/42 CMP
97.7 PASS RATING
[Big Time Throw/ TO Worthy Plays]
That being said, Shedeur’s depth of target is relatively low [screens]and his season long comp% is 52.4% [hey, finally a QB lower than Caleb!], so the key will be for Dennis Allen to find some way to pressure him. If Allen befuddles the rook, we could see a multiple INT game. If not, well, see above.
Their defense is scary lead by this generation’s Julius Peppers.
Myles Garrett already has 20 sacks! He needs 3 more vs Bears to break the all-time record of 22 [if I recall, Strahan got that with a little help from his buddy Favre]. Garrett’s record breaking campaign impresses more given the fact that the Browns were likely trailing in most games. Man, I hope Bears start recruiting him for next season!
Garrett is also a beast against the run, so via con dios, Ozzy Trapilo. Their run D overall has limited explosive runs [11th best] but allowed 2 vs Titans while the Bears didn’t have a run play over 10 yds vs Pack, so this is anyone’s guess in freezing conditions.
TLDR.
Bears control run, TOP, with tactical Caleb strikes while pressuring Shedeur = WIN.
*Cairo Santos doesn’t cuck it
OVERTIME:
We cover Caleb Williams a lot since QB is the most important position in all of sports, but we gotta give some laurels to what Dan Roushar is doing with that Oline.
Our 2024 Oline was abject dogshit. Now it’s one of the top units in all the NFL. I don’t think I’ve ever experienced this dramatic turn around for a Bears unit in my lifetime.
Here is Roushar’s former OT Terron Armstead talking about his coaching.
If you’re wondering about Ozzy Trapilo specifically, here is an excellent breakdown of him thus far.
Silliness: