Here’s a poll:

If you were Poles, would you sign Aaron Rodgers for a $1?

Now, I know what you’re saying [or cursing]

‘Never happen, Butch’

But think about it. BOTH the Vikings and Packers spurned him, and as the saying goes

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”

Rodgers would get the chance to stick it to both teams in at least 4 games [+ playoffs]

Can you imagine anyone more motivated? Imagine Rodgers doing the WWF Belt Celebration as a Bear at Lambeau with Favre in attendance…

If thou protest, “This will totally piss off Caleb!” think again. Caleb said his idol was Rodgers and modeled his game after him. Who passes up a chance to play with his idol?

You wanted a vet QB to ‘mentor’ Caleb, there ya go!

Plus, stop me if you heard this before…this will allow Caleb to learn Ben Johnson’s O from the bench for however long Rodgers lasts

If Rodgers reverts to MVP form, great! Bears would be pulling a Packers in grooming QBs behind HOFers

If Rodgers keeps playing like an old woman, then who’s more popular than the backup QB? A prepped Caleb Skywalker to the rescue, flipping through mid-air whilst catching a light-saber

If ANY player would take a $1 out of petty vengeance, it’s Aaron “Darkness” Rodgers

Spark up the ayahuasca!