Well, at least our blood pressure will be better!
Category: Sports
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Falcons Headhunt Ian Cunningham
What makes it worse is that since Matt Ryan is “technically” the President of Football in ATL, Bears don’t get squat in compensation.
This is some grade-a level BS. I hope someone at Halas has the balls to challenge the NFL on this.
Remember, it was Ian Cunningham who on draft day held Ryan Poles back from trading UP for Rome Odunze, so if you already believed that Poles shoulda traded back to get more value [like moi], it was Ian who prevented an even bigger Poles’ debacle, so this aint’nothing.
I suppose the brain-drain is the price of success. KC already lifted Eric Bieniemy to be their OC.
Baltimore Ravens [and likely others]requested interview with Bears OC Declan Doyle.
I have little doubt that Al Harris will soon become a DC, then HC.
If Dennis Allen hadn’t already had two HC stints, he’d likely be a hot commodity as well.
Dan Roushar [oline coach] may be going under the radar, but holy crap, he may be the best position coach on the Bears given the dramatic 1-yr Oline turnaround while making a UFDA Benedet, a rook Trapilo at LT look good; Rousher also gambled on Thuney at LT and Jordan McFadden at LG in the Divisional round and seemingly paying off. I’m a little surprised he’s not getting more buzz.
Here’s a more in depth take on the move.OT.

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Benny “The Jet” Urquidez
I love martial arts! In some ways I wish I was enrolled in martial arts growing up as opposed to playing football, basketball, baseball, with naturally a side of skateboarding and BMXing. But hey, only so many hours in a kid’s day.
Anyways, I watch a bunch of martial arts stuff – way too much Van Damme and figuring out if Steven Seagal is legit or a poseur!
Anyways, Benny “The Jet” Urquidez most definitely is NOT a phony. Some of you older dudes may remember him, especially if you were one of those kids ordering martial arts magazines or into early Jackie Chan [Supposedly his fight in “Meal on Wheels with Benny is epic];you may know The Jet, but he was before my time, and only recently have I come across him. His feats and stories are insane!
I think he racked up over 200 wins with zero losses. Cited as the creator of “Kick Boxing”. Actually fought in Hong Kong death matches. Got ice-picked in the ass in another street fight. He weighed about 140 going up against true heavy weights around 240 [this was before a lot of the weight classes, kinda like early UFC]. Starred in movies. And of course, still found time to teach.
I don’t know how a movie about him isn’t made since he’s like real Frank Dux, and many [including Bruce Lee’s former students] believe his speed and power rivaled Lee’s.
I know I’m missing out on a lot [like the Gracie controversy], but you can write 3 books on the Jet, and still not get everything in.
So, here’s some stuff on him I came across:
This is him older telling some stories, going over technique.This is the time he unwittingly fought in a Kumite match for a measly fur coat! Crazy stuff. Notice he never says if he actually killed his opponent! Moral of the story. Never agree to anything in Hong Kong!
This is The Jet relaying the story of being one of the first to go against a Muay Thai fighter, “I didn’t even know what Muay Thai was. I thought that was his name…then he started elbowing me, and I was like, ‘ok, this is a street fight’. I didn’t know!”
You can read the comments to get more of an idea about the man and his legacy; needless to say, he’s a real American bad ass.
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Take. The. Points.
Official. Pats-v-Seahawks SB.
This was my projected outcome. I still predict SEA will win the whole thing. They seem like the most complete team: solid coaching; good QB [who is not currently choking]; unstoppable WR with 1-2 punch at HB; great D and specials; NFCW Battle tested [unlike Pats].
Brett James@thebrettjames1
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Patriots path to a Super Bowl:Dolphins x2 (7-10)
Panthers (8-9)
Saints (6-11)
Titans (3-14)
Bills (12-5)
Browns (5-12)
Falcons (8-9)
Buccaneers (8-9)
Jets x2 (3-14)
Bengals (6-11)
Giants (4-13)
Ravens (8-9)
[Playoffs]Justin Herbert; CJ Stroud; Jarrett Stidham
Dante Koplowitz-Fleming@DanteKopFlem
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Fewest points scored in the Wild Card, Divisional, and Conference Championship Games en route to a Super Bowl appearance:54 – 2025 Patriots [Maye]
61 – 2000 Ravens [Dilfer]
68 – 2007 Giants [Eli]
This was Maye’s statline somewhere in the 2nd QTR vs Broncos:
8/14 [57%], 46 yds, and 50 yds rushing, 1 TD. Maye is Fields!NFL Researcher@NFL_Researcher
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The Patriots have averaged 18.0 PPG this postseason, the fewest by any team to make the Super Bowl since the 1979 Rams (15.0).
One seemingly underrated area though is the Pats’ Dline, especially the interior. They make life hard on both HB and QB, which allows Maye to effectively game manage and scramble on pivotal downs.
Butch’s overall ’26 playoff impression.
Collinsworth, of all ppl, perhaps summed it up best:
“These games more often than not are lost not won.”
BJ, Payton, McVay, all good, all offensive minded, all aggressive, all ‘analytic driven’…watching SB from home just like the rest of us.
Why?
Because they all passed up on gimme 3 points that could’ve absolutely turned the tide.
BJ’s missing 3 points would’ve meant that 4rth down magic Caleb TD doesn’t send the game to OT [where Bears lose], rather sends them to the next round vs SEA who looked much more beatable than I surmised.
Payton’s missing 3 points? I mean, Jesus, he’s playing with a backup QB who had ZERO live snaps in a game that ended 10-7. No, he couldn’t have guessed the 2nd half would turn into a blizzard, but that’s why you TAKE. THE. POINTS.
McVay’s missing 3 points would’ve meant that final drive just needed to get into FG range as opposed to needing a TD with no TOs and under a minute left. Much more doable since the Rams were moving the ball well all game.
Time mismanagement also plagued the losing HCs.Payton was aggressive before the half which quickly gave back the ball to Pats [with 3 TOs] who then scored what ultimately became the game-deciding TD.
McVay had zero TOs left by the end making it nigh impossible to drive the field and score a game winning TD.
Meanwhile, their ‘defensive’ counterparts in Vrabel and McDonald mostly called it more ‘conservatively’. [One may argue, more ‘logically’ given their victories.] Does Vrabel or McDonald call that Caleb-to-DJ killshot in OT that was INTed? Or do they simply keep handing it off for another 10-12 yards with an O that was driving? Think we know the answer, and that is why they’re in the SB.
Vrabel, like McVay, did go for it on 4rth, but it was 4rth and inches as opposed to 4rth and 1-2 yds, and even then it nearly ended in disaster. Honestly, it looked short to me live.Playing ‘to win the game’ resulted in losses.
When one thinks of Genghis Khan likely images of a marauding wild general come to mind; however, many of his victories derived from relying on his enemies’ rashness to chase his ‘fleeing nomads’. Little did the cocky suckers realize it was a feigned retreat leading to slaughter.
Now fast forward to Hitler dogmatically sticking to the philosophy of Blitzkrieg Blitzkrieg Blitzkrieg! Or alternatively, ordering his generals to hold positions to the death when a tactical retreat would’ve been optimal.
Hope Ben Johnson takes this lesson to heart:a great general knows when to blitzkrieg, when to feint, and when to TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS.
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NFL ’25 Conference Thread
McVay’s face after the Caleb Williams TD throw.
Well, I think I was correct 3/4 teams last week, and for many of the reasons I illustrated [take a wild guess which one I got wrong!]
This week seems a bit anticlimactic. I suppose that’s why many argue that Championship Week is the best week of the NFL.
Two reasons for this is that Pats are going to face off against Broncos’ backup QB Jarrett Stidham.
Some [including the man himself] are pointing to Foles as a precedent; however, Foles didn’t just get thrown into the Conference Championship.
Others say, “Hey, Dilfer won it!” but again, at least he started in 8 games, and unless this Broncos’ D can hold the Pats to 13 and under, not much of blueprint.
If Broncos actually pull off the upset, Sean Payton should win COY unanimously.
2nd reason? The later game of Rams@Seahawks might resemble 9er@Seahawks from the previous week. The Seahawks’ D is steamrolling Os, and this protects them from Darnold Darnolding.
Their Specials ain’t shabby either.
In fact, they kinda remind me of the 2006 Bears-lite in that way; except they’re healthy, and don’t have Lovie as HC.
So my prediction: Pats-v-Seahawks SB.
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Rams’ Burma Shave
The game was tight, Bears stay keen
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The Ice Man spinnin’ through wind and rain
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With Fourth Down Magic we’ve NEVER SEEN!
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Then, a costly overtime mistake, and pain.
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Bears Eliminate Bears in Div Rd
“A lot of these playoff games are not won but lost” – Collinsworth
Sheil Kapadia@SheilKapadia
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So many missed opportunities for Bears:4th-and-2 fail –> INT
3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1 fail –> TO on downs
3rd-and-1 fail –> Punt
1st-and-goal from Rams’ 5 –> TO on downs
Ball at Rams’ 48 in OT –> INT
5 Stages of Grief(DABDA):
Denial: Ben Johnson opted for the easy FG in the first drive and the Calab miracle TD bomb ended the game, right? That’s how it usually goes for the Bounceback Bears.
Anger: I can’t fucking believe BJ didn’t settle for the 3, or that this wunderkind could only muster 7 points in the 2nd half while totally blowing short yard conversions. Don’t get me started on the drops or DJ…
Bargaining: Well, at least we didn’t lose to the Puke nor did we get totally blown out like the 9ers.
Depression: This sucks. I’m deflated. It was such a fun season, perhaps the most dramatic and magical since ’85. I didn’t want the high to end like an addict needing just one more fix.
Acceptance: If you had asked any Bear fan in August, “Hey, would you take the #2 Seed while eliminating the Pack in the most devasting fashion, then barely lose in the Div Rd?” We would’ve all signed up for that. This is BJ’s debut as an HC. Caleb’s first year under his system. The D, and even specials, punched above their weight. Bears roster a young hungry talented core who BELIEVE.
Onward and upward.
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Rams@Bears Div Rd
Well, gonna ride or die with Saint Brown!
Plus, da WAGsGet your Bear kit ready:

Some interesting notes:
Bears Facts@DaBearsTakeOverSean McVay’s 1st year as Head Coach • 3,804 passing yards • 28 passing TDs • 1,953 rushing yards • 17 rushing TDs Ben
Johnson’s 1st year as Head Coach: • 3,942 passing yards • 28 passing TDs • 2,456 rushing yards • 19 rushing TDs
The #Bears have given up 415 points this season The crazy part is, they’ve given up 136 (32.7%) to 3 teams alone (all away games) In the other 14 games, they gave up an average of 19.9PPG. In their 9 home games (including the playoffs) they’ve allowed 18.7PPG, which ranks 10th
Only two defenses had 3 players with 50+ pressures during the 2025 season, per
@NextGenStats
:@Broncos
| #BroncosCountry
🔸Nik Bonitto – 80
🔸Zach Allen – 59
🔸Jonathon Cooper – 50@RamsNFL
| #RamsHouse
🔹Jared Verse – 67
🔹Byron Young – 54
🔹Kobie Turner – 52
[Needless to say, Verse vs LT will be a battle to monitor]
The game may come down to how windy it is. If it’s too windy to pass, both teams will be forced to rely on the run, and neither have run as well as earlier in the season. If Thuney is indeed moved to LT, and McFadden starts at LG, gotta wonder how that may affect chemistry, combos, timing, etc.
Wind may also screw with the Rams’ specials which have struggled mightily. Santos may not have the strongest leg, but he’s made 50+ yarders in cold blustery clutch conditions.
If it isn’t that windy, then Stafford [likely MVP] can definitely dissect this toothless D IF it can’t generate pressure.
Allen is caught in a catch 22:
The front 4 aren’t monsters, but if he blitzes, Stafford has been a stone cold assassin:
Clay Harbor@clayharbs82Matt Stafford has a 125.4 passer rating with 32 TDs and an INT when facing the blitz. He also doesn’t turn the ball over; he set a record with 28 consecutive TD passes without an INT earlier this year.
So Da Beloved have their work cut out for them either way, but hey, what’s new?
They’ve been defying the odds all year. No reason to stop bearlieving now.
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Saturday Div Thread
Bills@Broncos first to kick-off.
My stepdad is from CO, so he’s a semi-casual Donk fan [who naturally despises the Raiders]. As such, I’ll be rooting for them; however, Bo Nix is young; they’re loaded and Payton isn’t going anywhere, so if they lose on Saturday, they’ll still be perennial contenders for a few more years.
I think the Broncos will win mostly because the Bills’ D seems to fall apart in the playoffs, and Payton is a smarter Sean than McDermott.
I am curious to see if the vaunted Donks’ D can contain Allen though.
The Broncos are similar to the Bears in starting slow but finding magic late with a sophomore QB, the difference being their D tends to keep it low scoring. I seriously doubt Bo can put up 25 points in the 4rth like Caleb, but he seems to do just enough.
That’s how they ended up with the #1 Seed after all. Like most, I got a soft spot for Bills’ Mafia, so I just want a good game.9ers@Hawks. The most unpredictable games are division games, esp division playoffs games as we gleefully witnessed in the WC RD.
For our purposes, we want SEA to lose so that 9ers must travel to SF, but I tell you, I almost prefer the Bears facing SEA on the road than playing SF at home because Purdy/Shanahan absolutely paddled the Bears’ ass to the tune of 42 points, and it could’ve easily been 50.
This game will come down to mostly one thing.
Will Darnold see ghosts?
The SEA D IMO is the best this season. They held the 9ers to 3 measly points last time they played for the #1 Seed, and it’s hard to envision the 9ers’ O suddenly becoming more explosive against them esp w/out Kittle [achilles]. I think the 9ers’ INJ plague finally catches up to them, and they lose; obviously I wouldn’t mind the opposite to set up a 9er rematch at SF.
For what it’s worth, think the COY should come down to Shanahan and Ben Johnson, and this weekend might determine who wins it.Courtesy of GP from last thread!
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Rams@Bears Divisional RD Preview
Well, I suppose I could write-up the usual musts:
1. Stop the run
2. Get the run game going
3. Control TOP
4. Win TO & Redzone battle
5. Play a COMPLETE game
Well, we can just trash any traditional script.
’25 Bounceback Bears defy all standard winning “formulas.”
Take these ridicules facts:
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Kirsten Tanis@Kirsten_Tanis1Per ESPN, Bears had a 13.5% chance before the season to win the NFC North.
After starting 0-2 in the division, odds plummeted to the low single digits.
Tonight, they earned the crown. 👑🐻⬇️
Against all odds, the Chicago Bears kept the faith & kept fighting until it was theirs!
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Jacob InfanteSince the NFL merger in 1970, just 43 of 422 teams made the playoffs after an 0-2 start, a percentage of just 10.1%
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Caleb on that 4th & 8 throw of the year: Running 13.2 MPH to his non-dominant side 35.3 yards in the air—
Bears vs Packers this season:Offensive plays with the lead
Packers: 106
Bears: 0
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The Bears are 3-3 when down 10+ points in the final 5 minutes of the 4th quarter this season.The rest of the NFL is 3-158
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Bears have won 6 games trailing inside 2 minutes. That’s impossible – Collinsworth
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Notable #Bears win percentages in key games they’ve won this year:- Raiders: 19.3%
- Commanders: 15.9%
- Bengals: 14.1%
- Giants: 4.0%
- Vikings: 24.9%
- Packers: 3.0%
The probability of all those games being wins? 0.0001295%.
Raiders needed a blocked FG
Commies needed a fumbled snap/recovery
Bengals score over 42 points + Loveland
Gmen down 20-10 with 4:00
Vikings down 16-17 with :50 left + Durvernay KR
Packers onside recovery, TD, 2 point etc
Packers III 25 points in 4rth QTRWish Data was around to quan the maths, but needless to say, Bounceback Bears have defied all logic. There’s a word for that – magical. Christian Watson expressed the improbable season best.
These Bears will find a way. The Bears are the living avatars of “Just win, baby.” How many game day threads began “Same Ole Bears” and ended “How the F did they pull that one off!”
By now it’s a feature, not bug. Granted, that doesn’t make the Bears invincible. They were home underdogs vs Packers, now Rams, and likely will be the dogs until confetti drops on their heads; however, their “magic” fizzled out vs Ravens, 9ers, Lions[2X], and NEARLY to 6 other teams.
So here are some pertinent deets vs the Rams specifically.It should be noted that Matthew Stafford [whose thumb may or may not be INJed] was born in FL, grew up in TX, played at GA, then for domed Lions and now sunny LAR.
He has struggled in cold weather games, and has a penchant for self-destructing a la Jared Goff. Did you watch the final Aaron Rodgers’ game? Old QBs don’t like being hit, and they REALLY don’t like being broken in half like an icicle when it’s freezing, snowy and windy.In general, domed teams this past decade are 1-15 in the playoffs when kickoff was at/below 40°
That being said, what WOULD worry me is that Goffesque QBs can dissect this “Bend Don’t Break D.” Goff did it twice. Brock Purdy once. Shit, even Grandpa Joe Flacco lit them up for 42 and had all of us sniffing glue on that final drive that ultimately floundered.
Savvy vet QBs [and two efficient backups] have made this defense look terrible, and they weren’t coached by Sean McVay.
Rams also roster lethal talent: Nacua, top 3 TE combo, top 3 HB combo, Verse, Young…
So none of us should bet our mortgage down quite yet.
Jeff’s famous line was “Why Do I like the Bears? I always like the Bears.”
Well, these Bears convert even haters into fans like Rocky-v-Drago.
Why do I like the Bears? I don’t. I LOVE these Bears, and I Bearlieve.🐻⬇️

